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# Well Played, Helen Mirren
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-helen-mirren-5/
- Published: 2013-07-12T19:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2013-07-12T19:22:46.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Helen Mirren

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spl576327_030.xml)

They look silver in this shot, but I assure you they -- like all proper stripper shoes -- are in fact lucite. There are very VERY VERY few people who could pull this off and, in fact, she might be the only one ALIVE.

## Helen Mirren

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173319830_10.xml)

Helps that the dress is the epitome of ladylike. And GORGEOUS. Eli Saab, you've done it again.

## Helen Mirren

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173321463_10.xml)

I never noticed that she had a tattoo there, probably because I'm always distracted by her accessories.

## Taylor Hackford, Helen Mirren

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173325448.xml)

Oh, you two! Get a room!

[Well Played, Helen MirrenMight be the only time in history I've thought, "huh, she might not need that bracelet." Helen Mirren, you're an overachiever. Apparently, she also wore $25 stripper shoes. She IS a delight. \[Photo: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spl576327_030.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-helen-mirren-5-07-2013/)