Helen Mirren

They look silver in this shot, but I assure you they -- like all proper stripper shoes -- are in fact lucite. There are very VERY VERY few people who could pull this off and, in fact, she might be the only one ALIVE.

Helen Mirren

Helps that the dress is the epitome of ladylike. And GORGEOUS. Eli Saab, you've done it again.

Helen Mirren

I never noticed that she had a tattoo there, probably because I'm always distracted by her accessories.

Taylor Hackford, Helen Mirren

Oh, you two! Get a room!

Well Played, Helen Mirren

Might be the only time in history I've thought, "huh, she might not need that bracelet." Helen Mirren, you're an overachiever. Apparently, she also wore $25 stripper shoes. She IS a delight. [Photo: Getty]