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# Well Played, Jennifer Garner
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-jennifer-garner-2/
- Published: 2011-04-07T16:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-08T19:22:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Jennifer Garner

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/jennifergarner111682318.jpg)

Full marks to Jennifer Garner for how awesome her hair's been looking, too. And I like the relatively simple top with the pretty skirt -- sometimes it's best to let the the showcase piece be exactly that. Why else do you think Donald Trump trots out Melania so often?

## Jennifer Garner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/jennifergarnerspl264547_040.jpg)

I couldn't find a non-awkward angle on the back, but I think if she weren't all twisty I would find the cardigan-style motif really cute. Then again, maybe I'm just nostalgic for Mr. Rogers. I didn't appreciate him when I was little, but now I appreciate the simplicity of a dude who really just wants to put on tennies and a cardigan and play with puppets. ... Wait, that sounded a lot less weird in my head.

## Jennifer Garner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/jennifergarner111682321.jpg)

My one quibble: What is happening with her boobs? It looks kind of like she's wearing a bad bra and the shirt can't arrange itself around it.

## Jennifer Garner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/jennifergarner111778039.jpg)

This, however, is delightful. I guess J.Gar is one of many celebs who have played beer pong with Jimmy Fallon on his show, and I want to imagine her preparing for this by practicing with Affleck for three days. Because they are NEVER EVER out together, I need to imagine them having a good time at SOME point, SOMEHOW, doing something other than making their adorable kiddies.

The dress is fabulous. But it's totally overshadowed by the fact that the angle of this photo makes it look like her right hand is missing a pinky.

## Jennifer Garner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/111778050.jpg)

There, that's better. This is the only shot of her standing up -- except for the beer pong pictures -- so even though it's sort of strange, I still want that dress. I'm sure it's totally attainable. If I were to embrace a life of crime. Sometimes that sounds so appealing...

[Well Played, Jennifer GarnerWell, Arthur looks terrible. Bummer for J.Gar, who kind of needs a decent movie on her recent resume (or who, I think, really ought to look into TV again because -- like with Jennifer Aniston -- I think it's the best medium for her). But at least she looks cute, which is probably half the battle when you're out promoting a total stinker. Look at Aniston. Nobody really even remembers the name of Movie Where Adam Sandler Scores Brooklyn Decker; we just remember that Jen cut her hair and wore glasses during the press tour. So in two months, maybe we'll be like, "Remember when J.Gar was promoting that thing and she wore the pretty sparkles? Love."![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/jennifergarner111682318.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-jennifer-garner-2-04-2011/)