Al Pacino and Jessica Chastain at the Salome and Wild Salome screening

Over the years, Al Pacino has morphed into looking like your rich crackpot neighbor who spends all his time on the roof of his townhouse, shirtless, training his homing pigeons.

I love this color on her. In fairness, if someone were to note that the textural aspect of the fabric is very slightly bedspread-adjacent, I would be forced to agree. But I don't dislike it.

Jessica Chastain at the Salome and Wild Salome screening

And I love this color on her. I look like I'm about to die of some mysterious, previously-thought eradicated disease in this color.

Jessica Chastain at the Salome and Wild Salome screening

It Is possible that this is overkill. Me, I think I will allow it. What do you think?

Well Played, Jessica Chastain in Erdem

I really like this on her, but we're going to have to have a conversation about the illusion netting.* *Speaking of illusion netting reminds me that we learned over the weekend that Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski (and Terry Gannon) have been bumped up to first string figure-skating play-by-play, meaning Scott Hamilton and Sandra Bezic are dunzo for NBC, to which I say THANK GOD and I can't believe it. [Photos: AKM/GSI]