Jessica Chastain

It's just that she's so pretty, and this neckline is SO SHINY. It might have hypnotized me.

Jessica Chastain

I mean, this is not like...TRANSFORMATIONALLY TRANSCENDENT or anything. But it sort of looks like something you might have worn to a formal fondue party in 1974, and I'm in favor of anything that involves dressing up for cheese.

Jessica Chastain

Bonus points: The back is really groovy. (She's all about the embellished back right now.) Point of discussion: is the matching bedazzlery on the heel of her shoe a bridge too far for you? TALK IT OUT.

Well Played, Jessica Chastain in Prada

I am incapable of resisting kicking off any Jessica Chastain slideshow with a photo of her face. [Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]