Jessica Chastain

...and I just realized we can see her bra. I was distracted by the shiny hair and great red lipstick! Let's just pretend this never happened!

Jessica Chastain

From the front, it's totally cute! Isn't it? Have I just been blinded by the fact that she totally coordinates with the step-and-repeat?

Tom Hiddleton and Jessica Chastain

I know she's got a boyfriend, but I'm totally shipping this all of a sudden. What can we call them? Chastiddleton? Hiddlestain? That's terrible. We're going to have to workshop that. But once THAT'S sorted, I've decided: IT'S ON.

Well Played, Jessica Chastain (and Tom Hiddleston) at Comic-Con

Let us all join together and hope this ushers in a new Era of Chastain, in which she always looks lovely and often drags along a dude we enjoy eyeballing after we're finished admiring her hair. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]