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'The Voice' judges arriving at BBC Radio One studios in London

I mean, yes. Crazy. Totally crazypants. But in kind of a successful way? I mean...for a jumpsuit. Oh, god, has Jumpsuit Fever gotten to me?

Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2012

I think part of Jumpsuit Fever -- if I have it, and if I do, I'm making Heather take me out back behind the barn and put me out of my misery. I'll miss you. Learn to love again, you guys! -- is deciding, as I did when I saw this picture, that Jessie J needs to get a gig on Hart of Dixie as Rachel Bilson's Secret English Sister (given that she had a Secret Southern Dad, anything is possible) but I feel like there is a resemblance there.

Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2012

This -- with the exception of the shoes, for which I do not care -- is kind of outright great. Wear it to Bluebell, Jessie J! Get yourself a love quadrangle while you're there!

Well Played, Jessie J?
It is perhaps possible that I have suffered a secret head injury recently -- I tried, for example, to pick up a burner on my stove to clean it today (GLAMOROUS) without recalling that a mere two seconds earlier, said burner was on (BURNY), so I am clearly not firing on all cylinders -- but I feel like she is kind of working these. And, yes, I just said that about a jumpsuit. I don't know; my hand hurts.

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