The Earl And Countess Of Strathearn Visit Scotland

They're in Scotland, so they get to be the Earl and Countess of Strathearn, which I must saw, sounds extremely fabulous to me. Also as fab as that coat, which I want to steal.

Golf Clap!

Wills looks good with the shorter hair, right? Say hello, wave goodbye to him because no one cares about him when they've got Kate doing all kinds of tricks.

Ping-pong!

I lied; first, we're going to watch him play table tennis with his baby mama, which is exactly how this was articulated on his itinerary, I am sure. She's still got good form for a lady wearing heels and gestating an heir to the throne.

Table Tennis in Scotland

Again, I covet that coat. It is cozy AND cheerful.

Hoops

Good thing they spent all summer at the Olympics, practicing for this thing.

Score!

Two points for the Countess.

Well Played, Kate Middleton

In case you were suffering from a lack of cute coats, Kate Middleton is here for you. Also to wave, clap, shoot baskets, and play ping-pong. [Photos: Getty]