Kate Middleton

"All the press is like, 'KATE LOOKS AMAZING' and listen, I do look quite good but I also look a little bit tired and it's damp out here anyway and so I decided the flat iron could wait DON'T JUDGE ME I HAVE AN INFANT IT STILL LOOKS GREAT."

Kate Middleton

"But yeah, okay, real talk: I do look pretty great. Also, YES, I'm still wearing these shoes. YOU WILL PRY THEM FROM MY DEAD COLD HANDS before I stop wearing them."

Wills and Kate

"Hi everyone! No, no, we're just here to cheer on all the people who are running this three day, 135-mile marathon. We're not actually going to run it...right? YOU'RE NOT MAKING US RUN IT, ARE YOU? It's called RING OF FIRE, that sounds BRUTAL."

Wills and Kate

"I'm not running for three days straight, Kate. They can't make me."

Well Played, Kate Middleton

And congrats on getting out of the house. [Photos: Getty]