"I truly cannot tell you all how simply THRILLED I am to be out of the house."
"Back in my beloved wedges, of which I have five pairs, my beloved skinny jeans, of which I have nine pairs but I only ever wear three of them, my beloved blue and white striped top of which I have fifteen because if I see one anywhere I will buy it, and my one blue blazer." (I mean, I assume those are the percentages. That's how my closet shakes out, anyway.)
"Back whacking balls while my hair goes fabulously everywhere, as I am wont to do."
"Ditto getting airborne in heels. Good talk, everyone. See you at ping-pong!"