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# Well Played, Kate Middleton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-kate-middleton-4-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-20T15:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2015-06-25T20:14:09.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Well Played, royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I saw on the internet yesterday that people were speculating that Kate is knocked up. BECAUSE OF THIS.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/spl418783_002.jpg "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arriving at the National Portrait Gallery")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/well-played-kate-middleton-4-07-2012/catherine-duchess-of-cambridge-arriving-at-the-national-portrait-gallery?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

To which I say: you have GOT to be kidding me. This is a totally cute dress -- Stella McCartney, I officially offer you a stay of execution! -- but Bump-Concealing? No. It's not a Herve Leger bandage dress (and thank god, because Kate Mids in a bandage dress is one of the signs of the apocalypse, along with my intentionally buying Diet Pepsi and Katie Holmes getting back together with Tom Cruise), but it's ALSO a totally normal dress that non-pregnant people wear all the time and basically doesn't hide anything other than maybe lunch. I mean, I love me some Unsubstantiated Bump Theories, as you guys know, but COME ON.