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# Well Played, Kate Middleton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-kate-middleton-9/
- Published: 2012-12-03T18:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2012-12-03T17:24:26.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge Visits St Andrew's School

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Kate visited St Andrew's School on St Andrew's Day, which is, according to our photo source, "a day of activities and festivities," on which she "opened a new Astroturf playing field," met the field hockey team, observed a whole bunch of stuff, and also showed the kids that she knows how to fly now.

Much like in *Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows* where they find out Voldemort doesn't need a broomstick any more, but like 1000% less terrifying.

## Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge Visits St Andrew's School

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157234088.jpg)

"Hey guys, what's up?!"

These must be what our photo service called "the under-5s" and they are SO CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT TINY CHILDREN WITH ENGLISH ACCENTS AND GREEN PARKAS I WANT THEM ALL TO COME HOME WITH MEEEEEE. Her under-5 is going to be so seriously cute.

## Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge Visits St Andrew's School

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This is McQueen and it turns out what I've learned from covering Kate's every move here is that I love basically everything Sarah Burton ships over to Kate's apartment. I LOVE this. (I am also a person who wears insane red plaid Christmas trousers, so take this as you will.) Now that we know what we know, she does look a little like she's trying not to barf here. Poor Kate. Poor fantastically outfitted Kate

And now, the trip down memory lane:

## St Andrew's School Team Photo Of Kate Middleton

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Ahem: "Kate Middleton (back row, 3rd L) is pictured in a tennis team photo." You KNOW the rest of the girls in this photo are like, "are you kidding me with this? I told my husband all photos of me from before the age of 20 were destroyed in a bizarro secret house fire."

## St Andrew's School Team Photo Of Kate Middleton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157234655.jpg)

Here, "Kate Middleton (front row, L) is pictured in a rounders team photo during her time as a pupil at St Andrew's School." Heather and I once found ourselves sitting next to an extremely charming 10 year old British girl attending her first baseball game, and whilst chatting her up, she told us that she's forced to play rounders at her school in England, and that it's rather like baseball, "except far more STUPID and BORING." She was one of my favorite people ever. Look at how cute wee Kate is!

## St Andrew's School Team Photo Of Kate Middleton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157234654.jpg)

And, finally, "in this undated collect photo provided by St Andrew's School, Kate Middleton (front row, C) is pictured in a hockey team photo during her time as a pupil." Yeah, whatever, you adorable little moppet. GET BACK TO US WHEN YOU CAN FLY.

[Well Played, Kate MiddletonFirst of all, WILLS AND KATE ARE HAVING A BABY. I am as excited for them as I would be for people I ACTUALLY KNOW. I really didn't call it, I have to say -- I thought she had gained a little weight, but I would have bet that we were a couple of months out from any announcement. And, actually, BBC is reporting that she hasn't hit the 12 week mark yet, and the only reason we're hearing about it is because the poor thing is in the hospital with morning sickness, so Bump Watch definitely would have been premature -- although some of you in Fug Nation had your suspicions last week. I'm so proud. So, mazel tov, you crazy kids! I can't wait to see the maternity wear. Let's celebrate by looking at pictures from Kate's visit to her old elementary school this past Friday -- which then turned around and released a bunch of school photos of her. They are adorable to me, and I'm sure horrifying to her. The girl is nauseated already, you guys. Give her a break. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/12/157234245.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-kate-middleton-9-12-2012/)