Kate Middleton

You know the British press is deeply and sincerely relieved that Kate here is back out and about. What the hell are they supposed to talk about when she is resting up in private and Harry is off in Afghanistan?

Kate Middleton

The wrap-dress. A classic choice for all events, and especially for one involving the debut of one's still very petite baby bump.

Kate Middleton

And as usual, she looks tremendously tasteful and nice. Not that any of us expected her to pop out wearing a belly shirt that said, like, "HEIR ON BOARD" or something.

Kate Middleton

Welcome back, lady. We can't wait to see this tasteful wrap-dress evolve into giant portrait collars and sailor dresses. Come on. Go full 80s Princess Diana on us.

Well Played, Kate Middleton and ROYAL FETUS

It's the legitimate debut of Ye Olde Royal Bumpe. [Photos: WENN]