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BOA Olympic Concert

I love how smug she looks here. Not like SNOOTY smug, but like, "can you believe I FINALLY talked them into letting me put my hair up and wear open-toed shoes? It's like 1994 up in here AT LAST." Also: that dress is great. Like, great.

BOA Olympic Concert

Wills also looks sharp. I enjoy that he's offering her a gallant arm, and she's all, "it's cool. I got this."

BOA Olympic Concert

My ONE nitpick -- and it is minor indeed, so don't get all up in my grill about it to Defend Your Princess's Honor -- is that I would have carried a different colored bag. Maybe a metallic. Because this is a little matchy. But she also didn't call and ask me. Why doesn't she ever call and ask me?

BOA Olympic Concert

"Sir, my eyes are up HERE."

BOA Olympic Concert

And the backview -- of the dress, and the updo, both of which I think I really working on her. Someone loves her some lace. And rightly: it's sort of sexy on her, while still being classy and modest. AND SPEAKING OF SEXY:

Atlantic Council's Annual Awards Dinner honoring Prince Harry

"Ladies. I'd like to announce formally that I, too, look sharp in a tux. And I am available."

Prince Harry

If you don't think that girl with the iPhone isn't taking a picture of his butt and making it her Facebook cover photo, you are wrong.

The Audi Polo Challenge

The dress is a little Laura Ashley for me -- though of course as proper as always -- but I love the wedges. LOVE THEM.

Princes William and Harry

Surely there is a reason they are both wearing filthy trousers. Are these their polo pants, which they're still wearing inside for cocktails and nibbly bits, because they're posh and there are few things posher than really expensive things that are kind of shabby and/or casually sported?

PRINCE HARRY ON A HORSE

Obviously Harry rides a white horse. That's how you know he's a Prince. If he were on Game of Thrones, that's how you'd know he was unlikely to stab your baby but he might be talked into stabbing someone in the neck for you if the person seriously deserved it (I just started watching Game of Thrones. So much angst and man-fur. It's thrilling).

Cheers!

Prince Harry and Champagne. Two of my very favorite things. You know he's thinking, "is it gross if I drink this?"

Prince's William and Harry at Cowarth Polo Club

Oh my god. I am in actual pain. Lady pain.

Prince Harry Kisses a Dog

ENJOY.

Well Played, Kate Middleton PLUS PRINCE HARRY
And the Olympics/Queen's Jubilee Year Shenanigans have truly begun, since Kate and Wills here are at some kind of Olympic Yada Yada Go England! Concert Thingie (the official title). I am, as you know, REALLY EXCITED about the Olympics, because I love the Olympics A LOT and also I am an Anglophile (among other -philes, including X-) so...you know, yay. Also: three recent events, three pairs of open-toed shoes. Things are good. But enough about that. I must inform you that this post also involves Prince Harry kissing a dog and snuggling a baby and riding a horse and being hot. HAPPY MONDAY. [Photos: Getty and Splash]

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