
I love how smug she looks here. Not like SNOOTY smug, but like, "can you believe I FINALLY talked them into letting me put my hair up and wear open-toed shoes? It's like 1994 up in here AT LAST." Also: that dress is great. Like, great.

Wills also looks sharp. I enjoy that he's offering her a gallant arm, and she's all, "it's cool. I got this."

My ONE nitpick -- and it is minor indeed, so don't get all up in my grill about it to Defend Your Princess's Honor -- is that I would have carried a different colored bag. Maybe a metallic. Because this is a little matchy. But she also didn't call and ask me. Why doesn't she ever call and ask me?

"Sir, my eyes are up HERE."

And the backview -- of the dress, and the updo, both of which I think I really working on her. Someone loves her some lace. And rightly: it's sort of sexy on her, while still being classy and modest. AND SPEAKING OF SEXY:

"Ladies. I'd like to announce formally that I, too, look sharp in a tux. And I am available."

If you don't think that girl with the iPhone isn't taking a picture of his butt and making it her Facebook cover photo, you are wrong.

The dress is a little Laura Ashley for me -- though of course as proper as always -- but I love the wedges. LOVE THEM.

Surely there is a reason they are both wearing filthy trousers. Are these their polo pants, which they're still wearing inside for cocktails and nibbly bits, because they're posh and there are few things posher than really expensive things that are kind of shabby and/or casually sported?

Obviously Harry rides a white horse. That's how you know he's a Prince. If he were on Game of Thrones, that's how you'd know he was unlikely to stab your baby but he might be talked into stabbing someone in the neck for you if the person seriously deserved it (I just started watching Game of Thrones. So much angst and man-fur. It's thrilling).

Prince Harry and Champagne. Two of my very favorite things. You know he's thinking, "is it gross if I drink this?"

Oh my god. I am in actual pain. Lady pain.

ENJOY.
