Kate Middlebury
"Hey, guys! I could NOT be more excited to see this nature documentary!"
Katie Middlesworth
"Also, how cute is my dress? Matthew Williamson made it for me SPECIFICALLY. I know. Pippa is so jealous. I was all, 'it's not my fault that I'm eternally tasteful and classy while you're famous for your butt and running around with fake-gun-waving dipshits. But I said it VERY ELEGANTLY."
Kathleen Widdlestone
"And then I laughed gaily and directed her attention to the fabulous trim on my adorable frock."
Kate Middleton
"And then I just walked away."
Well Played, Kate Middleton (She'll Always Be Kate Middleton To Me)
Hey, remember the Royal Wedding? It was a year ago on Sunday. If you're looking to procrastinate, may I suggest revisiting our live-blog of the ceremony (which is the most-read post on this site, ever, actually)? When you read it, please bear in mind it was THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT and we didn't sleep at all. And yet that was one of the most fun things Heather and I have done, I think. It was an EVENT. I wore my caftan and everything (I really did). Let's check in with Kate.