
"Harry, seriously. I know you love me, but NOW IS NOT THE TIME."

"I have TABLE TENNIS to play."

"And I'm VERY SERIOUS ABOUT IT."

"That's cool, Kate. I've got to work on levitating this basketball, anyway. Can Wills do that? I THOUGHT NOT."

"AU CONTRAIRE, Harry. My skills of levitation are such that I can hold this soccer ball aloft whilst performing an impromptu pirouette."

"I'm just going to stand here and look totally adorable in this totally adorable dress that you want to buy for yourself."

I keep trying to figure out a way to draw a parallel between this trio, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione, but obviously Wills is Harry Potter (as the heir, he is the Chosen One), Prince Harry is Ron (because they both have red hair and are amusing), and Kate is Hermione, due to being a lady. But that means Kate married the wrong Prince. Can Harry be Harry because they're both named Harry? Maybe KATE is Harry because she slept in what was coat-closet-esque compared to a palace? But that means Wills and (Prince) Harry have to marry each other. Maybe I need to abandon this tortured metaphor and just note that I love pictures where people are giving thumbs up.

I literally guarantee that Harry is saying something rude about Wills here.

"So the next time they start to fight, THIS is how I break it up? HELPFUL."

The last time we saw her wearing espadrilles at a public event, they forced her to wear pantyhose with them. And they say we're past the point of progress. BEHOLD THE FREEDOM OF THE ESPADRILLES.
