William and Kate

"Hello, everyone! Apparently the back of Kate's hairstyle is awesome today! Just trust us!"

Wills and Kate

KATE: Do you think everyone is staring at my bum right now?

WILLS: Absolutely.

Lunch at the Wigram Air Base Museum

The best part of this photo is that it looks like it's from a movie where aliens have taken over the earth and William and Kate are somehow left in charge and this is the scene where they're being briefed on how the only way we can keep the aliens from crashing an asteroid into the moon and causing untold destruction is by taking Pippa and forcing her to orbit the sun and William is like, "what an intriguing suggestion" and Kate is like, "uh...."

Royal Visit To Latimer Square In Countdown To Cricket World Cup

This is -- as it says on the Giant Ball -- the countdown to the Cricket World Cup. I can only hope that every person in this photo made a "giant ball" joke in his or her head and then told it to their significant other as soon as they got home/back to their fancy hotel, where they raided the mini-bar and prank-called their siblings back in London, waking them, bursting into laughter, and then hanging up.

CRICKET

So far, we've gotten yacht racing, and children's tag rugby, and now cricket. William really looked like he walloped a couple of these.

Kate Plays Cricket

Whereas she is perhaps not as adept at cricket as she was at field hockey.

Kate Plays Cricket 2

In fairness, she DOES have to do this in heels. (Allegedly, they were supposed to change for this, but the timing got messed up. It's hard to completely crush it when you're on the grass in heels.)

William

"What a relief. I can still levitate objects."

Then the Wizards Showed Up

Speaking of magic, while Wills and Kate were at the memorial site, they were visited by some wizards, and look: You guys are not even TRYING to wear Muggle clothing anymore, seriously. I know you're excited to see them, but you have to try to keep up your side!

Well Played: Kate, Wills, and George’s Royal Tour of Australia and New Zealand, Day Eight

Today, Wills and Kate went to Christchurch for a memorial service in honor of the victims of the devastating earthquake the region suffered in 2011 (and from which it is still recovering, from what I understand), then to open the Visitors Center, then to play some cricket, then to lunch at the Wigram Air Force Museum, where they also unveiled a memorial. This trip has had MANY an unveiling. Unlike yesterday, which brought FOUR COSTUME CHANGES and so much canoodling, today we had but one ensemble, but also people trying to whack balls with cricket bats. With that, here are your Kate Credits: The suit is Luisa Spagnoli (which, according to What Would Kate Do, she also sported when they signed the book of condolence for Christchurch in 2011, which I have to believe was an intentional choice), the bag is her trusty Mulberry clutch and she's also wearing her Episode heels, I THINK, which she also wears ALL THE TIME, so they must be comfy. (Do I need some?!? No, Jessica, my god. Get a grip, woman. You have got to get a grip. Also, I don't think they're for sale anymore. Which is good. For me. Although she has several other similar...no. I must be strong!) As for W, William is in...A BLUE SUIT I KNOW SIT DOWN I AM STUNNED ALSO. Well, why mess with what works? These two have tomorrow off, which means that sadly I will not be updating you in the middle of the night -- I actually secretly enjoy getting to update you in the middle of the night, and not only because it means I get to chat with our readers on the other side of the world more than usual -- but we're back on the next day for MORE SHENANIGANS. [Photos: Getty]