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# Well Played: Kate, Wills, and George’s Royal Tour of Australia and New Zealand, Day Eleven
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-kate-wills-and-georges-royal-tour-of-australia-and-new-zealand-day-eleven-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-17T06:16:30.000Z
- Updated: 2018-10-31T22:12:06.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Photos, Well Played, Royal Tour, Royal Tour (Australia/New Zealand), royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

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William and Kate's first full day in Australia involved meeting with victims of a terrible and deeply destructive brush fire near Sydney -- I know *everyone* has great sympathy in these instances, but as a Californian, seeing brush fire and earthquake victims in consecutive days also makes me feel a whole lot of empathy, and having all these *feelings* is just so strange -- then planting a tree with the Girl Guides (I wish we called them Girl Guides in the US, because it's so alliterative and I love alliteration), watching people rappel, taking in a seriously majestic vista, lurking in trees, laughing in cars, and the most important thing of all: WILLIAM DID NOT WEAR A BLUE SUIT. Just a blue *blazer.* I *am* mildly concerned about his pants, but we'll discuss. One thing at a time, William. 

Kate is wearing DVF, which I identified all by myself, to my own great personal pride, at basically precisely the same moment everyone else figured it out, which meant that I got to watch with my own two eyes as the stock on DVF.com sold out completely. I timed it, and it took eight minutes for all but one size to sell out, and that one size went shortly thereafter (which [I noted on Twitter](https://twitter.com/fuggirls/status/456609422475681793?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [which has since, to my delight, been picked up by the *Daily Mail*](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2606617/Kates-bold-patterned-dress-day-two-Australian-tour-sells-online-just-EIGHT-MINUTES.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), although they implied it had sold out *everywhere*, and I do think you can probably still track it down elsewhere if you really try.... *for now*.) Designers have to be praying to the deity of their choice that Kate wears them, for real, because $$$. And I myself am not immune. I successfully stalked a pair of Kate's wedges on eBay AND I bought a blazer that she owns (not the more recent double-breasted Zara, another one) a while ago. I mean, I *legitimately* needed a new blue blazer. I really, really did. But...yeah. Well, it's the middle of the night. When better to confess these things to you? Just please tell me I am not alone in this. CONFESS YOUR PURCHASES. ENABLE ME.

And now let's talk about those pants.

\[Photos: Getty\]