> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Well Played: Kate, Wills, and George’s Royal Tour of Australia and New Zealand, Day Eleven - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-kate-wills-and-georges-royal-tour-of-australia-and-new-zealand-day-eleven/ - Published: 2014-04-17T06:16:30.000Z - Updated: 2014-04-17T20:23:34.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## William and Kate ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485174381_10.xml) At first I thought he was wearing Dad Jeans, but after an unseemly amount of time blowing up this picture to stare at His Highness's trousers, I am confident that they are chinos. ## William and Kate ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485172521_10.xml) From the waist up, he looks great. From the waist down, half the time he looks great and half the time I'm concerned. Those Mysteriously Colored Chinos are giving me wrinkles, William. I'm already losing out on beauty sleep for this trip. (She looks lovely; I love a pattern and god knows I love DVF.) ## Kate and the Kids ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485152847_10.xml) That these little girls put on their best princess costumes to meet Kate just makes me have more feelings. ## William and Kate and the Girl Guides ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485157025.xml) A legitimate question from an American: I assume the Girl Guides are basically like the Girl Scouts here in the US. BUT DO THEY SELL COOKIES? ## William and Kate at the Blue Mountains ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485171751_10.xml) Here is where the pants might have lost me. They might be better in action? They might just have to be his Action Pants. That said, this picture is totally going to end up framed on top of their piano eventually. I should hope it goes without saying, but OMG that is one majestic vista. ## The Three Sisters of the Blue Mountains ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485174559_10.xml) You can appreciate its majesty even more without their highnesses standing in front of it. (Don't worry, they're back in the next slide.) ## Wills and Kate ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485174723.xml) I hope they also get a copy of this picture. "Oh, honey, look. Here's a picture from that time we lurked in a bush. That was a great trip." ## Kate and William ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485174751.xml) I feel like I can hear Kate's interior -- and perhaps exterior -- monologue here, and it is: "Good God, William, please step away from the edge of that cliff!" There had been a rumor that THEY were going to rappel (or, as all the official schedules called it "abseil," which is a good word and not one I'd heard before) and I think we can all agree that somehow the Queen got wind of that and was like, "HAHAHAHAH no." ## Kate and William ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485174735.xml) "Isn't this so fun? I'm quite glad you didn't fall off that cliff." [Well Played: Kate, Wills, and George’s Royal Tour of Australia and New Zealand, Day ElevenWilliam and Kate's first full day in Australia involved meeting with victims of a terrible and deeply destructive brush fire near Sydney -- I know everyone has great sympathy in these instances, but as a Californian, seeing brush fire and earthquake victims in consecutive days also makes me feel a whole lot of empathy, and having all these feelings is just so strange -- then planting a tree with the Girl Guides (I wish we called them Girl Guides in the US, because it's so alliterative and I love alliteration), watching people rappel, taking in a seriously majestic vista, lurking in trees, laughing in cars, and the most important thing of all: WILLIAM DID NOT WEAR A BLUE SUIT. Just a blue blazer. I am mildly concerned about his pants, but we'll discuss. One thing at a time, William. Kate is wearing DVF, which I identified all by myself, to my own great personal pride, at basically precisely the same moment everyone else figured it out, which meant that I got to watch with my own two eyes as the stock on DVF.com sold out completely. I timed it, and it took eight minutes for all but one size to sell out, and that one size went shortly thereafter (which I noted on Twitter, and which has since, to my delight, been picked up by the Daily Mail, although they implied it had sold out everywhere, and I do think you can probably still track it down elsewhere if you really try.... for now.) Designers have to be praying to the deity of their choice that Kate wears them, for real, because $$$. And I myself am not immune. I successfully stalked a pair of Kate's wedges on eBay AND I bought a blazer that she owns (not the more recent double-breasted Zara, another one) a while ago. I mean, I legitimately needed a new blue blazer. I really, really did. But...yeah. Well, it's the middle of the night. When better to confess these things to you? Just please tell me I am not alone in this. CONFESS YOUR PURCHASES. ENABLE ME. And now let's talk about those pants. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485174381_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-kate-wills-and-georges-royal-tour-of-australia-and-new-zealand-day-eleven-04-2014/)