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William and Kate

Here's their first engagement.

William and Kate

And this the second. I don't know why it cracks me up that Kate looks exactly the same but William changed his tie, but it does. Maybe he's gotten jealous of all the attention that her wardrobe changes are getting and just wanted a little love. Or he spilled mustard all over himself in the interim. One or the other. ANYWAY. I actually really like the coat dress -- you KNOW my feelings about green, but, you know, insert shoe complaint here and all that jazz.

Adorable Children and Kate

I do not know what is cuter: the handshake, or the fact that one boy has his arm around his brother. SO CUTE. Also: their cute little Converse. In short: I cannot deal with these two and how adorable they are, and, in short, how cute all the kids on this trip have been.

Adorable Children, Kate and Wills

And then the watering of the tree! This playground trip was just essentially a parade of cuteness and delights.

Kate in a Pod

I do not even know what this playground equipment IS -- bongos inside a sea creature? -- but it looks fun!

The Crowds at Parliament House

This is intense. Her bright coat DOES make her easy to pick out in a crowd -- which, I understand, is also why the Queen wears bright colors so often. Thoughtful, really.

Kate and Wills

I wish she'd give a speech. On the topic of "My Hair: How To Achieve Similar Volume and AWESOMENESS." I would take copious notes.

Kate and two thirds of William

"And then I put in the shine serum and a little volumizer, and that's it!"

Well Played: Kate, Wills, and George’s Royal Tour of Australia and New Zealand, Day Eighteen, Part I
The penultimate day! Tomorrow (today? Yesterday? I don't even know what my name is right now) these two will make a couple more final appearances and then climb on the plane and head back to London where surely many a nap will be taken and many a yoga pant will be worn in secret. But today was very jam-packed: they planted trees with extremely cute twins, and gamboled in pods of some sort of playground ilk; then went to a reception, where they listened to/gave a speech respectively (the content of which, I believe, was basically, "thanks for having us! You are all DELIGHTFUL and our baby is awesome. See you soon!") and pressed the flesh. Later tonight, they're going to a party of some sort, so hold your breath for shit to get glamorous up in here -- that event will get its own post, very possibly tomorrow morning, in part because it's possible I might fall asleep before it happens, but also because...well, gowns. Outfits? I can tell you: Kate wore a Catherine Walker coatdress, her second Catherine Walker of the tour, and Twitter reported that she told someone it was sweltering -- I can believe it. I presume it's in green for Australia, and mostly I keep thinking that I wish the person who helps her figure out what to wear and why would have a blog to explain to all of us, later, what the inspiration was behind each look, because they're thoughtful and I'm nosy. I like it very well, but, you guys, these shoes shall be the death of me. They must be extremely comfortable. (I did, parenthetically, read that sometimes people get Botox in the balls of their feet to make wearing heels less painful and I swear if I were her I would do it. Botox in my pits to prevent sweat, Botox in my feet so I could stand. Just pump me full of botulism toxin, y'all.) As for William, he actually changed when Kate did not. I know, right? [Photos: Getty]

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