"On The Road" New York Premiere

Well, her FACE looks good. That eye makeup is great on her.

"On The Road" New York Premiere

BUT OMG GIRL PLEASE.

"On The Road" New York Premiere

...honestly, I was really, really scared about the backview. This could have been so much worse. From this angle, if you squint, she sort of looks like she's playing Cher Horowitz in a period-accurate remake of Clueless (that's a compliment).

"On The Road" New York Premiere

Kirsten Dunst, on the other hand, looks great. That dress is adorable. I feel like Stewart's body language here is just screaming, "....what am I even doing right now?"

"On The Road" New York Premiere

And Kiki's is all, "oh, dude, don't worry. Have you SEEN my archives? There IS hope for the future. GOTTA GO SEE YA BYE"

Well Played, Kirsten Dunst/OMG Kristen Stewart

It's possible she's just f'ing with us now. On the other hand, GFY Beloved Kiki Dunst looks great, so maybe we can call this one a draw? You know, emotionally. [Photos: Getty]