"Cosmopolis" Premiere

That is a LOT of boob. Let's all give her double-sided tape a round of applause for keeping it corralled, and give the God of Nip Slips a pat on the back for staying alert on the job.

"Cosmopolis" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival

All that being said, I don't mind a deep v-neck, and I think this is actually perfectly tasteful from the front and very pretty on her. This color is quite fetching.

"Cosmopolis" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival

The back is pretty too. If both Kate Middleton AND K. Stew are wearing the lace backed dress, surely we are all five minutes away from waking up with one in our closet.

Well Played, Kristen Stewart

I originally titled this, "Well Played, Kristen StewarD," so perhaps my weekend didn't take. That being said, I am taken with this (see what I did there??). Let us take a closer peek, shall we? [Photos: Getty]