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# Well Played, Lindsay Lohan?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-lindsay-lohan-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-01T19:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-27T01:48:22.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

So now Lindsay Lohan has decided she wants to drop her last name and just go by "Lindsay"? Girl, two things: You are not Cher, nor Charo, nor Bjork, nor Madonna; and that is a really lame way to flip off your father, because in the end, the joke is on you. However, I have to admit, you look better here than you have in a long time:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/lindsaylohan_111338624.jpg "Lindsay Lohan")

Right? If it's not outright well played, it's at least much better.

Although, this being Lindsay, I can't help but treat her dress like a Rorschach test. Up by her boobs there's a ferocious-looking feline shape, and then down by her crotch the same feline seems to be drooping, sad. I'm assuming the dress is not trying to make a comment on the condition or quality of her genitals, so instead I'm going to call it a depiction of the fierce/tragic duality of her inner demons.

Then again, she would probably swear herself purple that she has no inner demons, and that the problems are entirely OURS. So maybe I should interpret this dress as being a statement about how my own self-loathing causes me to project substance-abuse, attitude, and sticky-finger problems onto other innocent and delicate flowers who have done no actual wrong except *I Know Who Killed Me*. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.