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# Well Played, Natalie Portman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-natalie-portman-2-02-2011/
- Published: 2011-02-09T22:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-09T07:19:14.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Well Played, blue, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Somehow, Portman looks less knocked up NOW than she did at the SAGs -- I guess that's what an empire waist will do you for:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/108884985.jpg "83rd Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/well-played-natalie-portman-2-02-2011/83rd-academy-awards-nominations-luncheon-arrivals-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Am I madly in love with her matching shoes and bag? Not really -- it always makes me feel like someone's late to her rehearsal dinner. But bonus props for managing to match the carpet's starbursts. THAT is some extremely advanced styling. Which gives me hope for the Oscars, if nothing else.