Crown Prince Couple in Poland

This event happened during a tour to Poland on their anniversary last week, and so Poland made them a wedding cake....

Crown Prince Couple in Poland

...and they grabbed one another's bums, which is as it should be on one's 10th wedding anniversary. Her dress is very lovely.

Crown Prince Couple in Poland

This was apparently at a reception at the Danish Ambassador's in Warsaw, and while I like the skirt, and I don't mind the top, together it feels a bit suffocating.

Mette-Marit, Crown Princess of Norway and Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark

This outfit on her is SO RETRO. I could cut Mette-Marit out, put an old-school filter on this, and tell you she's a random toff from 1964 and I think it would be believable. That is not a complaint. I support the Return of the Pillbox.

Crown Princess Mary, Prince Christian and Princess Isabella at The Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Semifinal 2

First, she took the kids -- Isabella and Christian -- to the Eurovision dress rehearsal, because I have learned from this slideshow that the Danes are INTO Eurovision. I love that coat; how cute are the kids? I love little boys in Regular Dude outfits.

Eurovision Song Contest 2014

(a) Her eyes are UP THERE, FREDRIK.

(b) I enjoy that they're going to Eurovision as ONE WOULD, MY GOD. It's a TAPESTRY OF DELIGHTS.

(c) Her wrap reminds me of this cocktail frock of Kate's that I dislike. It's better as a wrap. Also, there are feathers, AS THERE SHOULD BE FOR EUROVISION.

Crown Princess Mary presents scholarships

This seems very appropriate for a scholarship function; it's kind of Very Competent Primary School Vice Principal.

DK Wedding Of Danish Crown Prince Frederik and Mary Donaldson

And obviously you want to see the wedding snaps, no?

Wedding Of Danish Crown Prince Frederik and Mary Donaldson

EVERYONE loves a balcony smooch.

Well Played Omnibus: Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Hello! We talked about Crown Princess Mary in last week's Royals Round-Up, but I could not bring you these photos until today, because they were embargoed for some reason. She was out and about a lot over the last few weeks -- including going to Eurovision! - and also her wedding anniversary was the 14th (which is part of why she was out and about), so we have much to discuss. I have included wedding photos, because she got married six weeks before GFY was born and ergo we did not cover it at the time. To the coats! [Photos: Splash, WENN, Getty]