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# Well Played: Paris Hilton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-paris-hilton-08-2016/
- Published: 2016-08-30T21:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2016-08-30T05:34:02.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

Well, great. Do you hear those hooves? It's that quartet of apocalyptic jockeys coming.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/08/ffn_rfu_hilton_p_08292016_52158792.jpg "Paris Hilton ")

I officially envy how Paris Hilton looks while knocking around town doing errands. All of 2004-08 would never believe it.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]