Well Played, Penelope Cruz and Kristen Wiig

Penelope Cruz and Kristen Wiig

I feel like they both look great here. Do they look like they're attending the same party? MAYBE not. But they're going to look good whenever they arrive at their respective events.

Penelope Cruz in Balmain

So, on closer inspection, this is a little bit Sexy Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, but I actually think she's turning it out quite well. Did she need QUITE so many pockets, I hear you ask. WE DON'T KNOW HER LIFE.

Kristen Wiig in Rosie Assoulin

This is sort of like someone woke up and thought, "what if the light-up disco floor from Saturday Night Fever...WAS A DRESS?" For once, though, comparing an outfit to the floor isn't an insult.