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# Well Played, People In Hats
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-people-in-hats/
- Published: 2013-09-06T19:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-07T00:53:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Jerry Hall

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179528352.xml)

Jerry Hall is in crazy good shape, and this outfit is crazy bad on it. In the most DELIGHTFUL way. I'm so cheerful now.

## Leona Edmiston

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179531886.xml)

This is a designer, and she might even be THE designer, because her hats are sold at Myer. And I want to marry that electroshocked sea anemone on her head.

## Lee Chan (TV presenter....?)

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179532054.xml)

Does that thing spin like a rotor? Will she take flight?

## Rebecca Bramich

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179531942.xml)

She is a model. Her dress/lining is bugging me. But her hat is CRAMAZING. It looks like she's being bludgeoned with a gourd made of ribbon.

## Jiordan Tolli

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179532013.xml)

I guess this is an X-Factor contestant. She should be careful of wearing a runner's-up bouquet on her head or else it might give voters ideas.

## Melanie Vallejo

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179531979.xml)

Melanie was once a Blue Power Ranger. She looks quite fantastic, so I'm sorry that I dredged up the Power Ranger thing.

## Yeojin Bae (designer), Lauren Phillips (TV Presenter)

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179532074.xml)

... Did Yeojin forget to water her hat?

## Kylie Gillies (TV presenter)

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179532081.xml)

I'm not sure that jacket is as thought-out as it could be. The hat, though, looks like something that belongs in an aquarium. Which I mean as a compliment.

## Laura Dundovic

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179531975.xml)

ALL HAIL, a name that I recognize! It's one of the former Miss Universe contestants that Australia so embraces. I knew all those other horse-racing posts would stick eventually. I really actively dislike her shoes, but the hat is awesome, and I'd love the dress if the pattern went all the way down.

## Scherri-Lee Biggs

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179531863.xml)

Another ex-Miss Universe Australia. Her hat looks like a very depressed crown, but my issue is with the skirt. That style can't be flattering on anyone, can it?

## Jessie Habermann (model...?)

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179532029.xml)

That hat is going up someone's nostril. Believe.

[Well Played, People In HatsThis event was for "Myer's spring fashion launch," which I assume has to do with racing because a) the Melbourne Cup was present, and b) majestic millinery was on display. So basically, this slideshow is subtitled, "Tons of Aussies You Don't Know Unless You Are Australian, Wearing Insane Hats. And Then Also Jerry Hall, Because... Sure!" \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/179528352.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-people-in-hats-09-2013/)