
William initially set George on his feet outside the car, and George toddled for about two steps before turning straight into William's legs and holding up his arms to be carried. It was cute -- a very normal kiddo thing to do when they're not sure about a situation. William scooped him up and carried him in, and George very gingerly copied Dad's wave.

"ARE THESE MY PEOPLE DADDY AREN'T THEY A BIT TIRED-LOOKING DON'T GIVE THEM ANY OF MY BISCUITS PLEASE THANKS MINE."

Wills then said, "Good boy," and gave him a quick peck -- very natural, very easy -- and it was SO SWEET. He clearly spends a lot of time with this baby. I think the only thing that might make the world's ovaries explode harder would be if Harry came out and spent Sunday in a park with George.

"WELL WAIT WE COULD STAY A BIT THEY SEEM TO LIKE ME DADDY PLEASE I DON'T NEED A SISTER CAN WE JUST STAY YES THANKS NOW."

This is the comparison shot from when Harry was born. Charles looks delighted, and William is ALL BUSINESS, like, "My brother needs his first wedgie LET'S DO THIS." Charles took a lot of flack for not being what everyone wanted him to be, I think, but by all accounts I've read, he was always loving with those boys in private and they're super close. William was also older -- about two and a half -- when Harry was born; I'm sure if he'd been not quite two and nervous, Charles would have carried him, too.

I find it appealing how much these two drive themselves around. Wills driving is kind of sexy. Because it's SENSIBLE. SEE? I AM OLD.

The Kensington Palace media team was TIRED: Multiple times on Twitter and Instagram, they wrote, "Prince Grorge," which I have decided is his Mr. Crankypants alter-ego. Like, "Watch out, Prince GRORGE is in the loose today..."

As ever, I cherish this man and wish he had more to do. I mean, I can come up with some stuff, if he wants to fly to L.A. "GFY HQ IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE BEANS HAVE ARRIVED HOME FROM SCHOOL SAFELY AT 3:10 P.M. AND ARE DOING WELL PRETENDING THE LIVING ROOM CHAIR IS A BOBSLED."

Until they glue an iPad to that thing, he has to go old-school with a ball point pen and his best scratch marks.
