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Prince Harry is greeted by Australia's Prime Minister Tony Abbott (2/R), his wife Margie (2/L) and daughters Bridget (L) and Frances (R

Bridget and Frances, you look totally cute. Stop fretting!

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

"What is this wonderful country? So many tan athletic women! So many shrimps tossed on so many barbies! So many people offering me cans of Fosters! So many friendly, laid-back attractive people! Surfers! Kangaroos! The Outback! Do you have any Bloomin' Onions? Will I fall in passionate forbidden love with a priest?" (I get all my information about Australia from TV, NBC's coverage of the Sydney Olympics, and The Thorn Birds)

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

Royal watchers have been noting that Harry looks more fit -- some of the less charitable ones put it as "less bloated" -- since he started seeing Cressida "Scrunchie Lover" Bonas. He DOES look good.

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

Per our photo source: "Over 50 ships participate in the International Fleet Review at Sydney Harbour to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of the Royal Australian Navy's fleet arriving into Sydney. Prince Harry is an official guest of the Australian Government and will take part in the fleet review during his two-day visit to Australia." Looks like Sydney turned out to say hello!

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

"Hey everyone! I'm on a boat."

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

I can't even.

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

Can't deny you the dress whites. This is Quentin Bryce with him, the (first female) Governor-General of Australia. I salute her Hat Game.

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

I also could not deny you a full-body shot of aforementioned dress whites. I'm not a monster.

Prince Harry Attends The 2013 International Fleet Review

"I love Sydney, you guys. They DID have a Bloomin' Onion for me."

Well Played: Prince Harry Visits Australia
People reports that Sydney is going mad for Harry, and also that the new Prime Minister's daughters -- who are 22 and 22 "had agonized over what to wear." Can you blame them? [Photos: Getty]

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