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Wills and Becks

Prince William and David Beckham (4)

"I can't believe they're making me sit next to THIS ugly mug."

I enjoy this bromance; these two have known each other forever, drawn together presumably via a shared love of soccerfootball and brunette women. (I will never resist the opportunity to link to my favorite shot of Becks and my beloved Posh, Spice Variety at the nuptials of Kate and Posh, Royal Variety.)

Wills and Becks

Prince William and David Beckham (5)

It was when I saw these pictures that I texted Fug Friend Marissa, "I think I'm really into beards now." (They're promoting something called United For Wildlife, which is a charity Wills and Kate -- along with Harry, who I think is off packing for a trip to Chile/Brazil [that's going to be dangerous] -- started to protect endangered species and stop illegal wildlife trade.) Golden Balls wears facial hair well. This is also a good reminder that I am looking forward to seeing Becks stomping about the sidelines at the World Cup, looking hot and angry in a suit, as he did last time.

Also, Wills should consider a pocket square.

Prince William and David Beckham

Prince William and David Beckham (6)

"I'm really looking forward to today's Blue Suit Meeting, where we're going to discuss whether David's suit is navy or black. It's going to be a real barn-burner! Look at all the notes I've brought for the discussion! Kate said my speech was brilliant. It opens, 'friends, Brits, blue suit wearers, lend me your blue suits. I come to wear a blue suit, and also to praise one.' Poetry!"

"David Beckham: Into The Unknown" - Photocall

Prince William and David Beckham (3)

Becks has a lot happening beyond just showing up places with that face. Into the Unknown is his documentary about his trip to the rain forest. (The Telegraph basically says he's slightly dim but irresistible.)

"David Beckham: Into The Unknown" - Photocall

Prince William and David Beckham (2)

This might also be a good time to talk about that time he lovingly fed his child a hot dog at the Olympics. Because I also don't like to resist the opportunity to remind you of that majestic moment.

David Beckham Belstaff Campaign

Prince William and David Beckham (8)

So, wisely, the ads for Becks's Belstaff line are just him standing around looking shaggable.

David Beckham Belstaff Campaign

Prince William and David Beckham (7)

And being hot with other hot people.

David Beckham Belstaff Campaign

Prince William and David Beckham (9)

And lolling on the ground drinking out of a metal cup, hotly. I'm good with that.

England v Honduras - International Friendly

Prince William and David Beckham (1)

Thumbs up to you too, handsome.

Well Played, Prince William and David Beckham
It's taking all my willpower not to make a "Posh and Becks" joke. And yes, this whole post DOES devolve into just eyeballing the print ads for Becks's new Belstaff collection and then looking at him in a tee shirt. (PS: Kate left the house today, too. She's coming up next. I love it when people leave the house. Everyone should try it.) [Photos: Getty/Peter Lindbergh for Belstaff]

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