Wills and Benedict Cumberbatch

There were some tremendous suggestions as to what these two were discussing on Twitter yesterday, ranging from Sherlock to the Met Gala. My personal theory is that they're arguing about Eurovision. "I'm sorry, Benderflicks, but Denmark's entry was the song of the summer! I don't even know how you can't see that?!"

Wills, Emma Watson, Kate Moss

"No, William, I am NOT going to ask Helena Bonham Carter if we can recreate the Battle of Hogwarts on the Grand Stairc -- actually, that's a lie. Get a couple of gin and tonics in me and then you're on. Moss over here can play Ron."

Wills and Mario Testino

"You! You! I know you! You took my engagement photos!"

Some Giant Room At Windsor

"No, later we're going to roller skate in here! It's going to be tremendous."

Wills

"Hello, everyone. Thank you for coming. Did I forget to put on my cummerbund tonight? Is it just riding too low? I'm not entirely sure what's happening. This is what happens when Kate stays home eating HobNobs and prank-calling Eugenie and leaves me to my own devices."

The dinner in St George's Hall

I will basically NEVER stop posting photos of meals being served in this location. It is GLAMOROUS and I would spent the entire time secretly dying to look at the bottom of the china to find out who made it the entire time.

Dinner

"Damn it. Is that a Lean Pocket? I specifically asked for Hot Pockets. NO ONE LISTENS TO ME."

Well Played, Prince William Works the Room

We saw everyone come up to the castle, but obviously we want to take a peek inside the party, right? It's so many well-dressed people talking to each other in seriously fancy environs, which is basically my favorite thing ever. Note: No Kate at this party, because apparently they're trying to do charity events separately (rumor has it she's got an event at the end of the month, and they're going to France for the D-Day celebrations, so we'll see her soon enough). I feel like Emma Watson is a great Kate stand-in in a pinch, though. On Twitter, Fug National Ashley Randolph suggested Wills fix her up with Harry, which is definitely a good plan, right? Let's all focus our psychic energies on that for ten minutes. [Photos: Getty]