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Prince Albert And Princess Charlene of Monaco

As you all know, our fictional (?) story for these two is that she spends a lot of time looking sadly out the window, one perfect tear rolling down her cheek, as she reflects on her loveless marriage and wishes they'd let her leave the country when she tried to flee right before her wedding. HOWEVER! If you're in the One Perfect Tear Relationship, it does not hurt to be able to do it looking like this. Dramatic! Snowy! Cropped-coated! If this is misery, at least it's festive.

Prince Albert II of Monaco And Princess Charlene of Monaco Attend The Christmas Gifts Distribution in Monaco

It helps that there are cute children in Santa hats, but I also appreciate that coat, which looks plush and cozy.

Prince Albert II of Monaco And Princess Charlene of Monaco Attend The Christmas Gifts Distribution in Monaco

She took it off inside, but it's a relief that nothing too wacktacular was happening under there, just a (probably cashmere) crewneck. Santa approves.

Well Played, Princess Charlene
Well. Striding around Monaco as a light snow falls, heading out to give Christmas gifts to children, in a dramatic long tartan skirt? I must confess that I amsold. [Photos: Getty]

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