George! Day 1

I will not rest until I learn who made this Queen's Guards sweater for Porge, and where I can buy one for my goddaughter.

Kate, Wills, and George: Day 1

"I AM ALREADY OVER THIS. I want to go home now and chew on Lupo's tail please. LUPO'S TAIL NOW PLEASE."

Kate, Wills, and George: Day 1

In which George does the first of a lot of staring at places he would really RATHER BE PLEASE.

George: Day 3

There is a very good reason What Would Kate Do? calls him CHEEKS. (CHEEKS is like the royal baby equivalent of SWINTON, no?)

Kate and George - Day 3

"I AM CONSIDERING MISBEHAVING IN A MOMENT."

George: Day 3

"WHY THANK YOU I LOVE TOYS I WANT TO EAT THIS ONE."

George and Kate: Day 3

I like to think he is closely examining her eyebrows. (THEY'RE PERFECT.)

George and Kate: Day 3

You should probably know that I saved this photo under the name, "MUMMY I LOVE YOUR HAIR.jpg."

William, Kate, George, and a Bear: Day 3

I could basically just write, "this picture is extremely cute," for, like, every photo in this slideshow.

Wills, Kate and George: Day 3

THIS PICTURE IS EXTREMELY CUTE. (I read on Twitter that it's Kate's favorite and she was given a black and white version of it. I KNEW YOU WERE COLLECTING PIANO PHOTOS, KATE!)

William and George - Day 10

Nine months old, flying private, and already SO TIRED of all this airport folderol.

Wills and Kate and George Day 10

"I WOULD LIKE TO GO THAT WAY. THAT WAY PLEASE. NO THAT OTHER WAY NOW PLEASE."

Wills and Kate and George: Day 10

I am very enamored of the Classic Smocked Baby Outfit. If I had a Classic Baby, I would totally make him wear a Smocked Ensemble come super special occasions.

Wills and George Day 10

"LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MUGGLES AND DESPAIR."

Wills and George at the Zoo - Day 14

If you follow us on Twitter, you know that I once threatened to make the slideshow of Zoo Pictures like....two hundred slides long. And while this slideshow is not THAT long, if you don't like adorable pictures of a baby at a zoo, you will be disappointed by the next several slides.

Also: the Return of the Forearms.

William Kisses George at the Zoo: Day 14

I internally scream with glee a little every time I see this picture. I am that person. (Secret: I have actually ALWAYS been that person.)

Wills, Kate, and George at the Zoo - Day 14

This is the photo that taught us all the George has his father's ears.

Kate and George at the Zoo- Day 14

"LET ME DOWN. DOWN. NOW. PLEASE. DOWN. DOWN. I DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE EMPHATIC I CAN BE ABOUT MY DESIRE TO BE DOWN."

Kate and George at the Zoo: Day 14

This child is what I believe is officially termed a BRUISER.

Wills and Kate and George at the Zoo: Day 14

Of course, the very next moment he RUTHLESSLY tossed this aside, all BORED NOW SO VERY BORED SHOW ME THE CREATURES.

Wills and George at the Zoo: Day 14

"GOAL!"

Wills and Kate and George at the airport - Day 14

SOMEONE is happy to be off the plane. My prediction: he will be INSANE for like a week after they get home.

Kate and George - Day 19

"I AM GOING TO MISS ALL THESE RANDOM PEOPLE MAKING FACES AT ME."

Kate and George -- Day 19

But it does seem like mischief has been managed.

William and George - Day 19

a) SOMEONE is happy to be heading home. (William.)

b) Just in case you forgot how much William looks like Diana.

c) BABY THIGHS! (They're the new REVENGE!!!)

Well Played, Royal Tour of Australia and New Zealand: The Best of GEORGE

Presumably, now that the tour is over, George has been trundled back home to roll around on the carpet at Kensington Palace and chaw on priceless antiques in private again, only trotted out for big events (rightly so, as he is just a baby and not even technically our baby). And ergo it occurs that there may be a time where you find yourself thinking. "I really wish I had some Royal Cheeks upon which to photographically gnaw." In this, as in all things, dear reader, we are here for you. (Including some new pictures we didn't already feature. NEW CUDDLESOME CONTENT.) [Photos: Getty, INFPhoto]