George Clooney in Venice
In case you forgot, our erstwhile intern, George Clooney, is still incredibly suave. And single. And on a boat. In Venice. Wearing sunglasses.
Sandra Bullock and George Clooney arrive at the 70th Venice Film Festival
"Hello. We look great on a boat together."
George Clooney and Sandra Bullock
"And we are having THE BEST TIME."
Sandra Bullock And George Clooney
"Also, we look FANTASTIC."
At the 'Gravity' Premiere
If this isn't the face of a man who's considering dating a woman close to his own age and level of success -- his equal, if you will -- then WHAT IS?
But seriously. Who can we talk to to make these two happen? I really want these two to happen.
Opening Ceremony And 'Gravity' Premiere; George and Sandy
Think of all the jovial photo ops where they both look FANTASTIC and she seems vaguely eye-roll-y in an affectionate way about how goofy he is, and he pretends like no one cares about him and only want to see her!
George and Sandy
But then they are serious for a moment and just stand there and look swell, briefly, so we can get a good look at their swellitude.
Sandra Bullock
And then there will be pointing.
Sandra Bullock & Louis
(Additionally, this all reminds me that Louis Bullock is possibly my favorite celebrity child. He is SO CUTE. Even if he is really not having all this boat-riding and site-seeing and festival-going.)