
Essentially, everyone here looks FREAKING GREAT. Each of these people is wearing something that looks great on them, and all of their heads look great. ROUND OF APPLAUSE. (I also feel like Jennifer Connelly has never looked happier, like, as a human.)

Apparently, American Pastoral -- based on the Philip Roth book, and directed by Ewan McGregor -- is getting REALLY bad reviews. So I am happy to note that my review of Uzo's look here is a thumbs up, at least.

I will note that Uzo's shoes are unusually restrained at this junket -- she looks great here, as usual, but I expected a little more foot-related zing from the host of Celebrity Shoe Intervention With Uzo Aduba.

FWIW, I think this is kind of a mess.

HOWEVER, hang on to your hats and glasses, because I love this on her, despite the fact that it's RIDICULOUS as an article of human clothing.

This is very charming and pretty on her.

This feels super Cocktail Party Appropriate.

And this is just plain old fabulous on her -- very Jennifer Lawrence's First Oscars Dress. (We'll just handwave away those shoe because the rest of it is so great.)

Valorie Curry was in Twilight, and I cannot place her at all there, and she's probably fine with that. The good news is that she looks super in this Packham number.

I am always jealous of anyone who can wear this color and not look bilious. She looks fantastic in this.

Sure! Very professional. Storm into that board room and bend everyone to your will!

Oh, Ewan. You are so handsome, and yet these pants appear to be attempting to destroy you from within.
