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Kate and Wills at Wimbledon 2011

You've got to give the girl credit for deciding to wear a white, pleated dress to the Capitol of White, Pleated Dresses.

Kate and Wills at Wimbledon 2011

It's like her bodice has a tennis skirt to go with the tennis skirt of her skirt.

Kate and Wills at Wimbledon 2011

She really IS the People's Princess, Part II: Happier Ending, We Hope -- SHE EVEN DOES THE WAVE. I love the look on Wills' face, given that I TOO often refuse to do the wave on the principle that The Wave is Dumb. However...

Kate and Wills at Wimbledon 2011

...I am charmed by a man who can be jollied into the wave. I also enjoy Billie Jean King back there, who is clearly loving the heck out of sitting in the Royal Box. (Ahem, there is a really dirty joke in there somewhere that I SHALL NOT DEIGN TO MAKE out of RESPECT for the CROWN.)

Kate and Wills at Wimbledon 2011

This is the picture I plan to use when I go on the road as a Royal Couple Body Language Expert, in which I convince all nay-sayers that they are a legit couple. I mean, come on. STOP STARING AT EACH OTHER'S LIPS AND JUST MAKE OUT, YOU TWO! Do it for England!

Kate and Wills at Wimbledon 2011

I think Wills just made that joke I decided against making two slides ago.

Kate and Wills at Wimbledon 2011

Oh, right! Her outfit. So tennis-y! I even like that the shoulder straps look a bit like they could be made of very, very fancy Venetian blinds. Kicky!

Well Played, Kate Middleton
I am beginning to feel like a tabloid's Body Language Expert, given how much time I spend examining these two. Let's take a looksee at what they wore yesterday to Wimbledon. [Photos: Pac Coast News]

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