
I don't like my feet, so I tend to want a bit more shoe, but... man, I am making an exception. I love these. I also need to double down on my calves, I think.

I would put these with a black pedicure and then celebrate.

Whereas these, I'm not sure would look anything but silly on me, but they ARE pretty. I admire their panache.

WINE CARDIGAN. Jen, you are kidding nobody.

These are probably Louis Vuitton. I'm glad to see them instead of yet another pair of Stuart Weitzman Nudists.

In these shoes, EVERY eve would be New Year's Eve. Except without how expensive and frankly kinda stressful NYE can be.

Gorgeous clutch, and the bracelet's not shabby either.

I love that this teen wore her shiniest sneakers on the red carpet. That they're CUTE shiny sneakers is all the better.

Beautiful. Kinda reminds me of...

We've shown these before on Maisie Williams, but here they are again. MY LOVES.

I kept the bag in the frame as a bonus treat, but for me this is all about the big ol' chunky bracelet.

I enjoy the vintage flair these have.

ALSO vintage-looking, and velvet. Y'all, velvet is back with a vengeance right now.

In the original post, Jess wrote, "This is why she's the host of Celebrity Shoe Intervention with Uzo Aduba, and I'm not sure I can add anything that improves upon that observation.

Uzo Aduba will not need to intervene here.

It's INTERESTING, although I'm admittedly not sold on a diamond bobby pin being worn as an ear clip.

I can't say I entirely like this necklace, but the sheer enormity of it deserved a second look.

Pretty clutch; pretty fabric behind it.

We were short on rings up in here, so thank God for Ruth.

I'm not gonna lie, I would buy those right now. However, I won't be, because I have a LOT of OT and tutoring for which to pay.

Nicolette always wears THE BEST lipstick. The best. Their forthcoming spawn, also, is going to be stunning.

The existence of these is further proof that boring shoes do not NEED to appear on a red carpet. LOOK WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE. You don't even have to like them to appreciate that Cynthia picked them over a clunky white pointed-toe pump.

These are so beautiful. Olivia Palermo knows her f'ing accessories.

These, I find to be a creative way to make black flats very formal for a red-carpet premiere.

Naomie also got the Funky Flats bug, and bless her for it. The clutch is also nice, and Janelle's red one is fantastic. I even like the beret on her.

I really made you wait for a coat. Sorry.

She is just casually doing it all right.

Fab, not NAB.

These are nice. But they also don't look tremendously expensive. Which leaves me confused, therefore, about how FREAKING EXPENSIVE the SJP Collection is.

This dress EASILY could've gone to a black pump place, but Naomie Harris never settles. Bless her.
