Constance Zimmer
This Emm Kuo clutch -- the other side says "NICE" -- seems like something all of Fug Nation should have. Alas, it costs $950. Which is only $30 USD more than Kate Middleton's awesome Sentaler coatigan from the other day. I just.... am not rich enough for the world, apparently.
Taraji P. Henson
All of this is good. I mean, the theme of this slideshow is really, "SIGH." I'm just going to retitle it OMG Stuff Is So Great Sometimes.
Shannon Woodward
This is Olympia Le-Tan, and it's sold out. If it had not been, it would run you two grand. This reminds me of when I worked the book fair at our school, and a little girl bought $11 worth of stuff and went to pay me by handing me two one-dollar bills. I applauded the logic behind that and would like to apply it to the rest of life. For something that's $2000, i will give you one twenty, and then zero other dollars.
Viola Davis
The bag is Tyler Ellis; the jewels are Harry Winston. In case you're in the market for some.
America Ferrera
The bracelet is Neil Lane (and the clutch, Jimmy Choo), and it's all good. The manicure might be by herself.
Tori Kelly
Drool.
Holly Burrell
Those are both truly beautiful also. (Holly is Ty's wife.)
Teyana Taylor
That bag is the stuff of drools.
Diane Kruger
The purse-inside-a-clear-purse is pretty dumb, if I'm being honest. Why on earth would you want it to be THAT hard to get at anything inside? But it's certainly something to look at, and I like her manicure, so.
Hotness Across The Board
All of these people look fabulous. But I'm really into the way it looks like David Oyelowo is hoping to low-key snatch Ava DuVernay's Celine bag, because I feel EXACTLY THE SAME WAY.
Malin Akerman
Great earrings, great lipstick.
Abigail Spencer
Ditto.
Carly Chaikin
Her Emmy dress as a whole was terrible, so let's focus on how nifty Carly's earrings are, while I try to teach myself that there is no e in her last name.
Lily Tomlin
This is here for the necklace, which is unusual and funky.
Mel B
BUT THESE EARRINGS. YES.
Sarah Paulson
It's half amazing we even noticed the earrings, but here they are, and they're great.
Tracee Ellis Ross
A world of yes. A WHIRL of yes, even.
Ashley Greene
I don't even remember what the rest of this outfit was. My suspicion is, my amnesia is for the best.
Amy Adams
Sometimes it's nice to throw in attractive earrings that are also sort of REGULAR, as in, not dripping with jewels.
Gemma Arterton
And then there are these.
FLOTUS
FLOTUS doesn't NAB. Bless.
Niecy Nash
Niece's jewels and bag at the Emmys were gorgeous, and in fact, this photo reminds me how flat-out spectacular SHE looked as well. This Siriano was divine on her. I'd never have taken it off.
Jamie Chung
Gorg.
Amy Adams
That is probably overkill, if we're being honest, but I can certainly understand the temptation to be like, "I WILL TAKE THEM ALL."
Lily-Rose Depp
We've seen these Chanel snake shoes turn up a couple different places, but this was the first of which I'm aware.
Rita Ora in Tom Ford
For once the rest of Rita Ora looked pretty good, too, but... sorry, Rita. It's all about the shoes today.
Dana Delany
I LOVED these wine-colored shoes with Dana's gold/bronze dress.
Diane Kruger
Diane Kruger has a very good shoe closet.
Lupita Nyong'o
The lighting in this shot is dark because she's at a late-night show. But I think you can tell that the color of these pumps is GREAT.
Rachel Bloom
She wore a piano tie with this, which was ALSO a kick, but I chose the shoes instead.
Christie Brinkley
These are just..... I can't find a credit on them and maybe that's for the best because it means I can't stalk them.
Dakota Fanning
Elle was always the Footwear Fanning, so I'm pleased to see Dakota bringing some thunder there.
Jess Weixler
These are so cute. Like little gold gifts.
Christine Baranski
Her accessories are good, but really I just wanted to run this photo again. She is everything.