> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Well Played: The Delicious, Wacky Allure of Parker Posey - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-the-delicious-allure-of-parker-posey/ - Published: 2016-08-31T15:00:57.000Z - Updated: 2016-09-01T17:20:19.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49 ## 1995 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/08/gettyimages-156110463.jpg) Informative Caption tells me that "actors Fisher Stevens and Parker Posey attend the Teamsters vs. The Shooting Gallery Charity Basketball Game," which explains a lot, especially Fisher's tank top. ## 1996 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-105916637.jpg) This is so 1996! The vintage fur! The weirdly baggy leather pants! The sheer top! Whatever is happening with her hair! I feel like I'm in college all over again. Er, I mean, I feel like I'm...shit, this is why I could never lie about my age. I'm terrible at math. I am 41, and terrible at math. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-109531259.jpg) Jimmy Fallon! Just a baby here. ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-110180512.jpg) We're going to get a fun amount of celeb cameos in this post -- here, obviously, it's Liev Schreiber. I sincerely want Parker's top right now, and also, I had that haircut in 2002\. As well as for much of the other years of my life. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-2266056.jpg) This, as the kids say, gives me LIFE. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-156069882.jpg) There is A LOT to unpack here. Including the embroidery on Ethan Hawke's collar. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-52074124.jpg) Remember when we didn't have cameras on our phones? (I literally remember saying to Heather in like 2003, "WHY would I need a CAMERA on my PHONE?" and she was like, "I KNOW, please," and I was like, "I mean I guess if I saw something really funny at like a garage sale and wanted you to tell me if I should buy it." BINGO, YOU MORON. I also once had a dude email me to let me know he was moving to the Bay Area to work for this start-up called "PayPal," and I was, "psssh, that's never going to work, that sounds like a terrible idea." In short: I lack vision on an epic scale.) ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-74765262.jpg) How cute are these two ladies and their dresses and their wine?? (FYI: I highly recommend [Rachel's memoir, *Girl Walks Into a Bar*, if you haven't read it.](https://amzn.to/2bA4fPO?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) You know, while I've got you here.) ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_ANG_Posey_Tribute_28_090908jpg_1483843.jpg) We will always applaud Kicky Shenanigans Whilst Holding An Umbrella. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Flynet_Spirit_F_022308_JD_50200616.jpg) This feels emotionally related. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-79628065.jpg) YES. Goals. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Flynet_MetOpera_031509_GG_50384035.jpg) This was the "125th Anniversary Star Studded Gala for the Metropolitan Opera," and this dress is great, and she looks FANTASTIC here. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Flynet_AllGoodThings_120110_GG_50728433.jpg) I just thought this coat was cute. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Flynet_ElizabethParker_063010_JERC_50521963.jpg) Yes, that is Elizabeth Berkeley. Parker looks so much more PLEASED to see everyone than Jessie Spano does in this moment. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Flynet_WEPrem_120411_GG_50780270.jpg) Those bracelets are causing Wonder Woman serious envy right now. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Posey_Parker_TEACHFF_071813_51157916.jpg) Amazing. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_ParkerPosey_Teach_082913_51193329.jpg) I love you. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Posey_Parker_TEACH_071814_51481182.jpg) Truly, this hat has lived. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Posey_Parker_TeachFF_081914_51506396.jpg) Who amongst us would NOT be this pleased to be clutching a bunch of bagels to our bosom? ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Cannes_IrrationalPrem_CHP_051515_51742048.jpg) And we have entered the Turban Period, which is my favorite of all the periods. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_IrrationalMan_NYC_071515_51800122.jpg) GLORIOUS. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Celebs_Today_GG_050715_51733282.jpg) I feel like, if she gets sick of acting, Parker Posey could open a store selling fantastic vintage sunglasses. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Cannes_IrrationalPC_API_051515_51741745.jpg) Am I right, or am I right? ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_CHP_Posey_Parker_EXC_051615_51743173.jpg) Obviously, this store would also sell vintage scarves. It would be called Primarily Parker, and it would also sell good earrings. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_RIJ_IRRATIONAL_MAN_070915_51794634.jpg) Just gonna save this photo for when I need a visual expression of this exact feeling. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Posey_Parker_MET_091815_51853809.jpg) Yes, her cute dog is tethered to her belt. For better range of arm motion, OBVIOUSLY! ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Posey_Parker_TeachFF_042815_51724708.jpg) Informative Caption just taught me that Parker's puppy is named Gracie. Gracie, you are a star. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_TERO_Posey_Parker_EXC_070516_52113358.jpg) I just noticed that she's just come from getting a pedicure here, and still has the cotton between her toes. This whole thing is a summery hoot. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_Posey_MET_EXC_071016_52118020-510x684.jpg) My favorite. Now and forever. [Celebrating the Delicious, Wacky Allure of Parker PoseyA Noted Kook if ever there was one.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/08/gettyimages-156110463.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-the-delicious-allure-of-parker-posey-08-2023/)