1995
Informative Caption tells me that "actors Fisher Stevens and Parker Posey attend the Teamsters vs. The Shooting Gallery Charity Basketball Game," which explains a lot, especially Fisher's tank top.
1996
This is so 1996! The vintage fur! The weirdly baggy leather pants! The sheer top! Whatever is happening with her hair! I feel like I'm in college all over again. Er, I mean, I feel like I'm...shit, this is why I could never lie about my age. I'm terrible at math. I am 41, and terrible at math.
2001
Jimmy Fallon! Just a baby here.
2002
We're going to get a fun amount of celeb cameos in this post -- here, obviously, it's Liev Schreiber. I sincerely want Parker's top right now, and also, I had that haircut in 2002. As well as for much of the other years of my life.
2003
This, as the kids say, gives me LIFE.
2005
There is A LOT to unpack here. Including the embroidery on Ethan Hawke's collar.
2005
Remember when we didn't have cameras on our phones? (I literally remember saying to Heather in like 2003, "WHY would I need a CAMERA on my PHONE?" and she was like, "I KNOW, please," and I was like, "I mean I guess if I saw something really funny at like a garage sale and wanted you to tell me if I should buy it." BINGO, YOU MORON. I also once had a dude email me to let me know he was moving to the Bay Area to work for this start-up called "PayPal," and I was, "psssh, that's never going to work, that sounds like a terrible idea." In short: I lack vision on an epic scale.)
2007
How cute are these two ladies and their dresses and their wine?? (FYI: I highly recommend Rachel's memoir, Girl Walks Into a Bar, if you haven't read it. You know, while I've got you here.)
2007
We will always applaud Kicky Shenanigans Whilst Holding An Umbrella.
2008
This feels emotionally related.
2008
YES. Goals.
2009
This was the "125th Anniversary Star Studded Gala for the Metropolitan Opera," and this dress is great, and she looks FANTASTIC here.
2010
I just thought this coat was cute.
2010
Yes, that is Elizabeth Berkeley. Parker looks so much more PLEASED to see everyone than Jessie Spano does in this moment.
2011
Those bracelets are causing Wonder Woman serious envy right now.
2013
Amazing.
2013
I love you.
2014
Truly, this hat has lived.
2014
Who amongst us would NOT be this pleased to be clutching a bunch of bagels to our bosom?
2015
And we have entered the Turban Period, which is my favorite of all the periods.
2015
GLORIOUS.
2015
I feel like, if she gets sick of acting, Parker Posey could open a store selling fantastic vintage sunglasses.
2015
Am I right, or am I right?
2015
Obviously, this store would also sell vintage scarves. It would be called Primarily Parker, and it would also sell good earrings.
2015
Just gonna save this photo for when I need a visual expression of this exact feeling.
2015
Yes, her cute dog is tethered to her belt. For better range of arm motion, OBVIOUSLY!
2015
Informative Caption just taught me that Parker's puppy is named Gracie. Gracie, you are a star.
2016
I just noticed that she's just come from getting a pedicure here, and still has the cotton between her toes. This whole thing is a summery hoot.
2016
My favorite. Now and forever.