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# Well Played: The Dudes of the Oscars Red Carpet
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-the-dudes-of-the-oscars-red-carpet/
- Published: 2014-03-04T19:30:13.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:58:31.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Jared Leto

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476336057.xml)

Noted thumbs up artist Jared Leto.

## Jeremy Renner

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476339879.xml)

Noted white tie enthusiast Jeremy Renner.

## Benedict Cumberbatch

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476310959.xml)

Noted Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch.

## Michael B Jordan

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476298599.xml)

Noted silver spats-sporter, Michael B Jordan.

## Michael Fassbender

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476327465.xml)

Noted Secret Ginger Until He Lets His Beard Grow, Michael Fassbender

## Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476315411.xml)

Like any right-thinking human, I feel like Steve McQueen was all, "at last! This is my chance! LIPS ON FASSBENDER!"

## Leonardo DiCaprio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476323585.xml)

Noted OSCAR LOSER Leonardo DiCaprio. (I jest! He looks very handsome and I actually though he was GREAT in *Wolf of Wall Street*. I just can't believe that so many people care so much/thought he had a shot that "Poor Leo" was trending Sunday night. You guys, even he knew this wasn't his year. He'll get one.)

## Ewan McGregor

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476298349.xml)

Noted wife-clutcher, Ewan McGregor

## Bradley Cooper

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476298287.xml)

Noted classic tux lover and general dreamboat, Bradley Cooper.

## Christian Bale

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476292355.xml)

Noted 1970s community college philosophy professor, Christian Bale.

## Chris Hemsworth

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476286847.xml)

Noted hunk and fan of raspberry dinner jackets, Chris Hemsworth

## Chiwetel Ejiofor

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476268605.xml)

Noted well-dressed man, Chiwetel Ejiofor. (Whose date, his girlfriend Sari Mercer, ALSO looks fabulous.)

## Jack Huston

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476194587.xml)

Noted matinee-idol-lookalike-when-his-entire-face-is-attached, Jack Huston

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