Noted thumbs up artist Jared Leto.
Noted white tie enthusiast Jeremy Renner.
Noted Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Noted silver spats-sporter, Michael B Jordan.
Noted Secret Ginger Until He Lets His Beard Grow, Michael Fassbender
Like any right-thinking human, I feel like Steve McQueen was all, "at last! This is my chance! LIPS ON FASSBENDER!"
Noted OSCAR LOSER Leonardo DiCaprio. (I jest! He looks very handsome and I actually though he was GREAT in Wolf of Wall Street. I just can't believe that so many people care so much/thought he had a shot that "Poor Leo" was trending Sunday night. You guys, even he knew this wasn't his year. He'll get one.)
Noted wife-clutcher, Ewan McGregor
Noted classic tux lover and general dreamboat, Bradley Cooper.
Noted 1970s community college philosophy professor, Christian Bale.
Noted hunk and fan of raspberry dinner jackets, Chris Hemsworth
Noted well-dressed man, Chiwetel Ejiofor. (Whose date, his girlfriend Sari Mercer, ALSO looks fabulous.)
Noted matinee-idol-lookalike-when-his-entire-face-is-attached, Jack Huston