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Jared Leto

Noted thumbs up artist Jared Leto.

Jeremy Renner

Noted white tie enthusiast Jeremy Renner.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Noted Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch.

Michael B Jordan

Noted silver spats-sporter, Michael B Jordan.

Michael Fassbender

Noted Secret Ginger Until He Lets His Beard Grow, Michael Fassbender

Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen

Like any right-thinking human, I feel like Steve McQueen was all, "at last! This is my chance! LIPS ON FASSBENDER!"

Leonardo DiCaprio

Noted OSCAR LOSER Leonardo DiCaprio. (I jest! He looks very handsome and I actually though he was GREAT in Wolf of Wall Street. I just can't believe that so many people care so much/thought he had a shot that "Poor Leo" was trending Sunday night. You guys, even he knew this wasn't his year. He'll get one.)

Ewan McGregor

Noted wife-clutcher, Ewan McGregor

Bradley Cooper

Noted classic tux lover and general dreamboat, Bradley Cooper.

Christian Bale

Noted 1970s community college philosophy professor, Christian Bale.

Chris Hemsworth

Noted hunk and fan of raspberry dinner jackets, Chris Hemsworth

Chiwetel Ejiofor

Noted well-dressed man, Chiwetel Ejiofor. (Whose date, his girlfriend Sari Mercer, ALSO looks fabulous.)

Jack Huston

Noted matinee-idol-lookalike-when-his-entire-face-is-attached, Jack Huston

Well Played: The Dudes of the Oscars Red Carpet
May we interest you in some eye candy? PS: We didn't forget Will Smith and Matthew McConaughey! You can find them here. Just keep livin'. [Photos: Getty]

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