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Linda Grey, Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy

I love that the Original Three are still so close. And they all look so GOOD; thank God that Hagman's chemo apparently worked a treat, and Linda Grey is a marvel, and Duffy still has all that hair... Except, oh no, I JUST NOW noticed that Duffy is wearing brown clogs. That is only acceptable if there are windmills painted on them and he breaks into a transcendent Dutch dance.

Josh Henderson

Josh here also may have paid improper attention to his feet. Although... are those scuffed, or is that just the design of the shoe? Like they're sponge-painted or something? I can't tell. I don't HATE them, but I think the jacket, shirt, tie, and jeans are rather awesome on him and so wish his feet put a slightly more dapper period at the end of the sentence.

Jesse Metcalfe and the Ewings

Maybe those AREN'T clogs? Maybe they're just... really big round-toed orthopedic slip-ons, of some ilk? I don't know why I'm fixating. There are TWO pocket kerchiefs in this photograph and two twisting Hagbrows and so I have no business staring at Patrick Duffy's feet.

Jordana Brewster

I like those shoes a bunch. Actually, this is all pretty. Even with the otherwise-tiresome Heidi braids. Also, compared to Gonzalo's ill-fitting brastravaganza, it's chic genius.

Brenda Strong

Brenda Strong gives me hope as I grow older. Well, I'd have to change my lifestyle considerably, but... you know. She gives me hope that one day I will wake up and be like, "Holy CATS, I need to change my lifestyle considerably." She ALSO gives me hope that people will look at this picture and decide that ankle mustaches are the wrong way to go.

Well Played, The Rest of the Dallas Cast
Sorry, Julie Gonzalo. You were on an island. Fug Island. Say hi to Phoebe Price; I hear she lives there. [Photos: Bauer-Griffin, WENN]

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