Prince Amedeo Of Belgium And Elisabetta Maria Rosboch Von Wolkenstein

I like the choice of a dangly earring. (I also chose this photo because you can see her flower girls in the back. As is traditional for all royal wedding attendants under the age of 15, they looked bored out of their skulls.) Tiara-wise, I THINK this is Queen Elisabeth's Diamond Bandeau, which makes sense given that her name is ALSO Elisabet(ta). I always like a tiara that's not TOO terribly pointy with a dress that doesn't have a ton of meringue involved.

Prince Amedeo Of Belgium And Elisabetta Maria Rosboch Von Wolkenstein

I do like a sweeping train AND a sweeping veil AND a three-quarter-length sleeve.

Prince Amedeo Of Belgium And Elisabetta Maria Rosboch Von Wolkenstein

Kissing! Also, a better look at her veil. The bouquet reminds me of Kate's, a bit -- certainly in terms of scale and color-scheme.

Princess Beatrice

There were hardly any representatives from other royals, that I saw -- although it's possible some were there and Getty Images just called them "guest," and I have not entirely gotten to the point where I can recognize the third son of the second son of the pretender to the throne of Parma or whatever. I am working on it. Anyway, Bea was in the house -- I don't know if she was there in an Official Capacity or if she and Prince Amedeo are old friends OR OLD ENEMIES or what. But I do know that this dress is mediocre on her at best.

Queen Mathilde and King Philippe

Bless Mathilde for wearing a cape-dress, but I HATE THAT HAT. She looks like she suffered a head wound in the trenches of WWI and a fellow solider used one of his moldy socks to patch her up until the medics could save them.

Queen Paola of Belgium and King Albert of Belgium

The groom's grandparents. She looks sharp and a bit retro. They met at a party celebrating the coronation of Pope John XXIII. HAVEN'T WE ALL. Like the former Juan Carlos of Spain, since Albert abdicated and lost legal immunity, he's gotten embroiled in a wee paternity scandal. HAVEN'T WE ALL.

She was considered one of the great beauties of her day, and she certainly was glamorous. Apparently, they BOTH allegedly had a bunch of affairs. HAVEN'T. WE. ALL.

Princess Astrid and Prince Lorenz

The groom's parents certainly look happy. But I want to know more -- nay, everything -- about the woman in the giant blue hat behind them. SHE has a diverting Wikipedia page, you just know it.

Well Played, The Wedding of Prince Amedeo Of Belgium And Elisabetta Maria Rosboch Von Wolkenstein

Well, the bride looks quite beautiful in Valentino. Disappointingly, Wikipedia told tale of NO SCANDALS about either of then, which I suppose is good for them as humans, but sad for those of us who like gossip, although I managed to dig some up about his grandparents. Her parents are aristocratic film producers, and she worked for Bloomberg News. His parents are Princess Astrid of Belgium -- the sister of the King of Belgium -- and Prince Lorenz, who is a vampire (I just made that up for local flavor. As far as I know, he is not undead.) Amedeo WAS in the 2013 Hot Royals Calender which I may own, and she does have quite a long name, so that's just going to have to hold us. Let's ogle the gown. [Photo: Getty]