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# Well Played: Tom Cruise
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-tom-cruise/
- Published: 2015-07-30T20:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2015-08-01T20:27:57.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

## Tom Cruise

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/ffn_missionimprc_api_072315_51807158.jpg)

I can't tell if this suit fits him weirdly, or it's just that the photo caught him at a strange angle while he was in motion. But I don't think I'd have done the vest underneath -- it's barely visible to the point of being awkward -- and the entire vibe is as if he found his old wedding or Prom tux and decided to see if it still fit.

## Tom Cruise

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_MissionImpRC_API_072315_51807133.jpg)

But then he remembered that Jessica likes photos of people waving, and so he busted out the full hand greeting.

## Tom Cruise

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_Cruise_Tom_RAM_072815_51810818.jpg)

Here, he adds the sunglasses, in the hopes that Jessica will find him hotter when he waves this way.

## Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_MissionImpRC_API_072315_51807142.jpg)

And then he roped in a Brit for accent points. Even better, it's a Brit whose pants don't fit, so that we'll look at that instead of his weird Polo-style shirt that's banded at the waist in a Nerdy Dad kind of way.

## Tom Cruise

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_AAR_MissionImpossible_Prem_072715_51810140.jpg)

"DAMMIT, Tom. What was the other thing you were supposed to do? WHAT WAS IT? CURSES. ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT XENU IS OCCUPYING VALUABLE BRAINSPACE!!!!"

## Tom Cruise

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_AAR_MissionImpossible_Prem_072715_51810141.jpg)

"Wait, never mind. Button up my jacket. CHECK." A sigh of relief. "Stay cool, Tommy. She'll see," he thinks as he fumbles with the buttons, slowly, so slowly, to ensure the cameras capture his coded message.

## Tom Cruise

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_FlyUK_MissionImpossible_Prem_072515_51808335.jpg)

And this totally counts as a photo of someone pointing, right? Or finger guns, Jessica loves both. It's just too bad I'm reasonably sure she's not going to do any classes with him at the Center.

## Tom Cruise

![tom cruise mission impossible](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_FlyUK_MissionImpossible_Prem_072515_51808336.jpg)

But, he's doing a lot better with this three-piece suit. I am satisfied, Thomas. And I will pass along your visual mash notes to my partner in crime.

[Well Played: Tom CruiseIn which I've decided Tom Cruise is, with the exception of the first photo, trying to woo Jessica. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/ffn_missionimprc_api_072315_51807158.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-tom-cruise-07-2015/)