Tom Cruise
I can't tell if this suit fits him weirdly, or it's just that the photo caught him at a strange angle while he was in motion. But I don't think I'd have done the vest underneath -- it's barely visible to the point of being awkward -- and the entire vibe is as if he found his old wedding or Prom tux and decided to see if it still fit.
Tom Cruise
But then he remembered that Jessica likes photos of people waving, and so he busted out the full hand greeting.
Tom Cruise
Here, he adds the sunglasses, in the hopes that Jessica will find him hotter when he waves this way.
Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg
And then he roped in a Brit for accent points. Even better, it's a Brit whose pants don't fit, so that we'll look at that instead of his weird Polo-style shirt that's banded at the waist in a Nerdy Dad kind of way.
Tom Cruise
"DAMMIT, Tom. What was the other thing you were supposed to do? WHAT WAS IT? CURSES. ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT XENU IS OCCUPYING VALUABLE BRAINSPACE!!!!"
Tom Cruise
"Wait, never mind. Button up my jacket. CHECK." A sigh of relief. "Stay cool, Tommy. She'll see," he thinks as he fumbles with the buttons, slowly, so slowly, to ensure the cameras capture his coded message.
Tom Cruise
And this totally counts as a photo of someone pointing, right? Or finger guns, Jessica loves both. It's just too bad I'm reasonably sure she's not going to do any classes with him at the Center.
Tom Cruise
But, he's doing a lot better with this three-piece suit. I am satisfied, Thomas. And I will pass along your visual mash notes to my partner in crime.