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# Well Played, Uma Thurman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-uma-thurman/
- Published: 2011-05-12T17:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-12T03:47:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Uma Oprah Uma No One Remembers That Gag Anymore, Do They?

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/114096648.jpg)

So pretty! Seriously, for the last five years I feel like she'd be popping up places all pretending she was the harried mother she played in that terrible movie where she was a harried mother married to Anthony Edwards and they lived in Brooklyn and she had a blog. Did I DREAM that movie? But what I'm saying is: thank god THAT'S over. It's so nice when movie stars remember they're movie stars and if we want to see a harried lady with a blog, we can LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

## Uma Thurman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/114089050.jpg)

That slit is VERY bold. Robert DeNiro over there is just praying for a stiff wind.

## Uma Thurman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/114093138.jpg)

LA LA LA I DON'T SEE THE ILLUSION NETTING DON'T HARSH MY BUZZ UMA.

## Uma Thurman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/114096661.jpg)

SHOES! I have some very similar to these. They're from Nine West, and they're like five years old. I'm SURE they're the same shoe.

## ACCESSORIES

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/114094322.jpg)

Those earrings rule.

## Uma Thurman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/114089663.jpg)

Nice to see that SOMEONE knows how to sit like a lady, CELEBUTANTES. GET OFF MY LAWN.

## Uma Thurman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/114087631.jpg)

You know the dress is pretty when it took me fifteen minutes to realize that the random dude standing next to Uma is Jude Law.

[Well Played, Uma ThurmanUma Thurman is one of those celebrities that you didn't really realize you missed until she showed up somewhere (in this case, Cannes) looking AWESOME and then you were all, "oh, RIGHT. She can turn it on when she has to. I wish she'd make a good movie again." It's been a while, Ums -- can I call you Ums? Seriously. Kill Bill, Vol 2 was 2004 -- that's the year we STARTED this blog. Damn, now I feel old. Onto the slideshow.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/114096648.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-uma-thurman-05-2011/)