The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
"Hey guys, you totally didn't need to do this. Just sending a car would have been totally fine. No, seriously. Are you guys all right down there? This feels a little Colonial Imperialist to me...? Are you sure? You're sure you're sure? Okay. If you're sure...hey, dude on the right driver's side, there's a pothole right there. Watch your ankle! Please don't hurt yourself doing this. KATE, THIS IS MAKING ME NERVOUS."
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
KATE: I had no idea I would spend so much time planting trees once we got married.
WILLS: Keep digging, babe.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
KATE: Forget about planting trees, I find it HILARIOUS how often you have to play some kind of pick-up game in your suit. All these dudes are totally laughing at your form. I love it.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
"Okay, you -- little girl in the blue shirt. I want you to go long. You, kid in the white shirt, while she's going deep, I'm going to hand you the ball. Go right. Wills can't defend to the right. And then I want you to run, kid. RUN. The rest of you, just head for his knees. He's not going to know what hit him. Okay. Ready? GO TEAM KATE."
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
This dress is super cute. I am firmly Team Those Wedges.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
This is apparently "a traditional dinner at Tausoa Lima Falekaupule." I don't know about you guys, but watching them take this trip has made me want a mai tai REALLY REALLY BAD.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
And then there was dancing. A) I like that she's wearing a modified caftan here. B)....continue on for B.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
...are you ready? ARE YOU READY FOR THE GRASS SKIRT AND THE DANCING? Because it is awesome.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
YES. This is the culmination of all that I hoped for when I first read this trip was happening. And yes, there is video. And it is amazing. William's dancing is the dorkiest, cutest thing. Which is exactly what Kate is thinking here.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
A well earned coconut cocktail. FOR US ALL.