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The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 7

I have been looking forward to this moment since I first read the itinerary for Kate and Wills' trip. This is the traditional war canoe heading to Tuvanipupu Island! She almost looks photoshopped into this -- I promise, she is not -- and it is awesome. I want to photoshop myself into it and use it as my Christmas cards.

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 7

WILLS: We have been on a LOT of boats lately.

KATE: Please don't start singing "I'm on a Boat" AGAIN.

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 7

She looks fairly bare-faced here, and behold her undone hair. I actually love her like this. It's like when you watch Survivor, and when the finale rolls around and everyone shows up with their face on and their hair done, and you realize they all look better with less slap. She said, putting on her lip-gloss.

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 7

The wedges have seen way more of the world than I have. I love this shirtdress on her. I LOVE a shirtdress. Nothing is more casually polished than a shirtdress. Wills is starting to look like the humidity is getting to him.

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 7

Per Getty Images: " A young local waits to greet Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge at a cultural village." This has nothing to do with clothes. I just couldn't resist this kid's adorable face.

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 7

Remember what I said about shirtdresses. TIMES TWO for yellow.

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 7

This is the lodge and (private) beach where they're staying on Tuvanipupu. HOW TERRIBLE FOR THEM.

Well Played, Wills and Kate: Far East Tour, Day Six
In which we see what Kate's hair looks like without the benefit of a straight/curling iron. [Photos: Getty]

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